KJ: Sah Terkeluar Dari Sistem dan Kerangka Pemikiran UMNO

Cara KJ berfikir amat mudah. Tidak salah hanya masukkan arak ke dalam mulut asalkan tidak ditelan! Maka  maksiatpun tidak berlaku. Jadi apa salahnya?.

Kalau itu salah, maka kita juga kena haramkan amalan berkhatan, kerana jelas amalan itu meminda kejadian semulajadi ciptaan Tuhan.

Aduhai KJ...

KOTA BARU: Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin has joined in the chorus hitting out at PAS Youth’s plan to play moral police on Valentine’s Day, saying that as long as people are not committing sin, it was all right to observe the special day.

He said: “Yes, I’ve given my wife flowers and taken her for dinner on Valentine’s Day before. Sometimes, we even get jiggy with it. I am still a Muslim,” said Khairy in one of his tweets message yesterday.

When asked why Muslims need to celebrate love and affection specifically on Valentine’s Day, Khairy said: “If people want to do it because they feel it’s a nice occasion, as long as they are not committing sin, why not? Of course you can do it anytime. That’s not the point.”

Khairy cynically said the annual Jan 1 public holiday should be banned as it signifies the start of the Gregorian calendar introduced by Pope Gregory.

Daulah mencadangkan KJ pergilah bertemu empat bijk mata dengan YAB DS Najib secepat mungkin. Tanya PM secara anak jantan samada PM suka atau tidak padanya lagi.

Kalau PM kata "suka", merayulah supaya PM mengubah kepada "tak suka".

Kalau PM kata "tak suka",  eloklah cepat-cepat buat kerja lain dan tinggalkan barisan kepimpinan UMNO, jadi ahli biasa sahaja dan duduk diam-diam bersama Kalimullah dll.